FunkyPlaid used to play this boxing game that had a song in it by B.o.B. called “Haterz Everywhere We Go”. I misheard the lyric “I think you’re a hater” as “I’ve got a tomato,” which I think makes it a far better song.
But look, I do have a tomato! Our tomato plant produced this wee thing, and FunkyPlaid put it on my desk so I could sing the song.
gratitude: silly jokes like this one · silly songs about haterz with a “z” · just general silliness because I need it to survive these last few e-portfolio dayz with a “z”