My reply to the MSG’s frustrated, rhetorical query: “do you understand what about WIRING money takes 2-4 business days?”
the wiring thing has plagued me for years. it is faster for me to send my dad a check via USPS and for that check to clear his bank and mine than it is for me to wire it. in 2006. we're >< this close to robot hookers with built-in jetpacks and espresso machines and yet we can't figure out the electronic transfer of any sum of money. our culture is doomed.