Friday Fuck-All

I am remiss. Here’s your Friday Fuck-All, only on Saturday. Oops. This week’s theme: under the influence.

  1. Sing along with me now: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a _____________!”
  2. If you could invent a legal recreational drug, what would the buzz be like? What would its single negative side-effect be?
  3. What is the silliest thing you’ve ever said or done (and remembered) while under the influence? If you have never been under any influence, answer this question with a short speech about the evils of booze and drugs as if you are the Swedish Chef.
  4. Design a foofy drink – you know the kind, with the umbrella and the huge glass – and name it after someone in your LiveJournal friends list.
  5. Go to your LiveJournal friends page right now and respond to the next entry with “I’ll drink to that!” If it’s a community, respond with “The next round is on me!” (No, this post doesn’t count as your next one.)

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