I am remiss. Here’s your Friday Fuck-All, only on Saturday. Oops. This week’s theme: under the influence.
- Sing along with me now: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a _____________!”
- If you could invent a legal recreational drug, what would the buzz be like? What would its single negative side-effect be?
- What is the silliest thing you’ve ever said or done (and remembered) while under the influence? If you have never been under any influence, answer this question with a short speech about the evils of booze and drugs as if you are the Swedish Chef.
- Design a foofy drink – you know the kind, with the umbrella and the huge glass – and name it after someone in your LiveJournal friends list.
- Go to your LiveJournal friends page right now and respond to the next entry with “I’ll drink to that!” If it’s a community, respond with “The next round is on me!” (No, this post doesn’t count as your next one.)