Whee, over here now. And absolutely no theme tying these together. Enjoy.
- You successfully infiltrate the Borg, and the first thing you decide to do is change their slogan. Finish the famous words: “Resistance is futile. You will be _____________.”
- A major cable network is soliciting ideas for a new drama series, appearing every Sunday night for a whole hour. In 25 words or less, pitch it!
- If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of Harrison Ford dressed only in strategically-placed aluminum foil worth?
- You and I are lounging in a gondola in Venice on a warm summer evening. The gondolier has a classically-trained voice, and is all too eager to sing whatever we request. As you slip a wad of Euros into his hand, you ask him to sing …
- If you could eradicate one fast food chain from the earth, which one would it be, and why?